Very Bad Archive
Traitor!
Brian Zielnicki
You're selling me out like Benedict Arnold! Like the Rosenburgs!
You're trading me around like sub prime mortgages!
You're blowing me apart like Guy Fawkes!
You're shooting me down like Oswald... too soon?
You Alger Hiss wannabe!
You're greedier than Brutus! Than Enron! Than Alexander's generals!
You ugly, back-stabbing Ephialtes!
You side switching Petain!
You've laid your Judas kiss!
You Robert Hanssen creep!
You Jane Fonda idealist!
You Quisling-brand fascist!
You greedy ass Aldritch!
You bomb hurling Black Hand!
You John Amery jerk.
You big mouthed William Joyce!
You empty brained Robert Best!
You Martin Monti meanie!
Go join your stupid Legion des Volontaires Francais contre Le Bolchevisme!
You Pierre Laval loser!
You Thomas Dorr dork!
You're a Klaus Fuchs-style scientist of atomic assholery!
You American Fuhrer!
You man slaughtering Gongbo!
You Gaius Baltar wannabe Cylon.
You ratty Fredo!
You corrupted Cypher!
You icky Iago!
You're a dirty droog!
You're a Peter Pettigrew among muggles!
You're a snake headed Elsa, you slithering Donovan!
You're a You Henry Hill Badfella!
You're a T-100 to our kind, a Bishop to our expedition, and a HAL to our Space odyssey.
You're a damned traitor, damn it!
Brian Zielnicki has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Brian's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Brian's latest works: