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Training Ice

Vlad Olsta

Compassion is all important
What does tap water know of freezing?
I am sick to death of religious nuts
Who just cram trays filled with water into the refrigerator.
Maybe if they practiced their religion instead of used it as a greedy tool,
They'd be kind enough
To have patience
When training ice
To form, to grow
And rattle in my cocktail glass.

Vlad Olsta has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Vlad's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Vlad's latest works:

Training Ice

Submitted Apr 20th 2010, 13:57

HAIKU MEDLEY

Submitted Feb 10th 2010, 08:34