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Poem 1630

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"Tomorrow Sorry"

Robert Hawkins

or more perhaps since I suckered you.
note; (trust us at VBP we know your somewhat surfeit.)
The reason being.
We at VBP changed the title.
It's now,,, ready for this are you?

Bobby's Lament

I do wish to my torment to write.
Before the provibile long night overtakes me.
For happenstance 100 years.
I would be Lord Byron contemporary.
Synergy energy focus the apparatus inside your loci.
What you, go your whole lifetime to release.
In that repect not unlike you.
Touche!
Tomorrow Sorry.
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bobby
,,,one of those,, vbp. 09
besides,, you would weep.
Tears,, then perchance have not a thing to drool on.
Then arrive at the understanding between you and your blankie.
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note; ..vbp,, many the diper has come and gone,,, since you last seen your ass.
LOL.. I mean damn... a law,, you know to ward off the parasitic herbivores grasing in VBP places?
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a fan.. 09

Don't get me wrong,, I'm for free grasing.
But that hefier!!!
We already have a place for her
On our grill.
Prime ribs.
Sirloin?
Steve Wakeling
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look above asshole.
Wakeling,,?? Give you a clue?
(disclamier)
Couldn't get in touch with your inner spirit?
No shit,,dumb-fuck.
Creep.
You never had one.
Your barely aware that your alive.
And it gets complicated after that.
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note;
futher in aquesence of course.
At the behest,, VBP.
(exclaimation)
So!
Buzz off creep.
Why the heck you bugging us?
Fuckin Creep!

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51