Very Bad Archive
Tomato
Amara Schubert
If you were a tomato
Would you like if Tom ate you?
You know what I mean,
Your eye has that gleam.
You think of his pecs
Because you're thinking of sex.
But it's understandable,
That you get so rand-able.
Thus, let us be true,
Tom's one that I'd do.
I'd do him all the time,
Until along came the lime.
Amara Schubert has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Amara's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Amara's latest works: