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Tomato

Amara Schubert

If you were a tomato
Would you like if Tom ate you?

You know what I mean,
Your eye has that gleam.

You think of his pecs
Because you're thinking of sex.

But it's understandable,
That you get so rand-able.

Thus, let us be true,
Tom's one that I'd do.

I'd do him all the time,
Until along came the lime.

Amara Schubert has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Amara's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Amara's latest works:

November

Submitted Nov 15th 2010, 21:43

Fractal Shattering

Submitted Sep 26th 2010, 21:35

Tomato

Submitted Sep 26th 2010, 18:46