Very Bad Poetry

That was a very good joint.
A little homegrown tops.
(toke)
(wheese,cough)
Sure makes writing a breeze.
What was your name again?
You got a roach clip?
Hey man where you grow this shit.
Right by the Trinity.
This is that black gumbole weed only grow here in Texas.
(toke)
(wheese, cough,cough)
Hey man you think the cops might spot your shit.
Naww man, I left a section for them.
Besides aren't you a cop?
Oh shit, man I'm so wasted I forgot.
(toke)
(wheese, coughlaughing)
Aren't you suppose to be working busting Yankees.
Screw them let them get their own weed.
Your suppose to be busting them not giving them weed.
(toke,toke again)
(big wheese, laughing,
(coughing laughing)
Hey where that gal thats your partner.
(laughing, laughing, laughing)
Oh shit man I didn't know I was going to get this stoned.
(laughing, laughing)
She still sitting on her ass in the car.
(laughing, laughing)
Well go get her.
Say man who?
Your partner.
Oh yeah.
(laughing, laughing,this
(shit is laugh gas.)
But shes a cop your partner.
(toking and laughing)
Well say man go screw her I did.
(laughing, laughing)
Say man, laughing, thats Marla out in the car.
The girl you been shacking up with the last two weeks.
(toke laughing, laughing, laughing,)
rlh

note;
toking,cough,laughing
This is part one.
(laughing,laughing)
Hey man whys elveblody loken as me's they done done it too.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: