Very Bad Poetry

You only give one chance to us;
I'm using it to make a fuss,
About some typos that you've made
And foolishly keep them displayed:
The first so obviously is seen
In line the sixth on the Home Page screen:

"...only to wHither and be forgotten."

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I've never seen, so cannot miss
A typo stupider than this:
In low esteem you now are held.
I can't believe you misspelled "spelled".

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Note: Please omit the statement in my bio that says I joined 9 years ago. I would never want it known that I remained associated for more than 30 minutes with an organization so decrepit that it tries to operate without a proofreader.

Dave Perry has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dave's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dave's latest works: