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To The Aged

Anapest Dactyl

Oh for thee, bloodsucking
Fumigators, reptilian slither,
Capitulate your goals, foul Demons cursd'.

Be not so, quite mindful of Your pools, and the birth of The cotton gin.

Be wary of the tonics you Apply, and those surprises of Matrimony.

Be kind to those whose feet Pace boards above your beds, For they shall flex to see you Gently rested.

Anapest Dactyl has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anapest's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anapest's latest works:

To The Aged

Submitted Feb 8th 2009, 17:33

YOU SUCK

Submitted Oct 29th 2008, 15:54