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To Mel #5

James James

And if I saw you in the street,
henceforth I'd quickly move my feet,
to rendezvous with much aplomb,
I do declare
You are the bomb

James James has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of James's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of James's latest works:

To Mel #5

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 13:18

To Mel Haiku #1

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 13:17

To Mel #4

Submitted Jan 7th 2009, 13:16