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Poem 1192

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Time and Sublime

Chris B.

I like Sublime
I also like to rhyme
I get angry all the time
If you would just hurry up and accept my poems
I would feel fine

Chris B. has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Chris's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Chris's latest works:

Roller Coaster

Submitted Jan 19th 2009, 11:12

Time and Sublime

Submitted Dec 9th 2008, 19:00

Curiosity Killed the Cat

Submitted Dec 1st 2008, 17:47