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Ticket not to Sit!

Ugur Alp Yal

After a ticket for a victory
Or sometimes dissapointy
I'm in the stadium, now
I'm a member of this community

Gotta get together and ready
Like a swimming navy
Shout powerfully; don't like??
Then sit quietly

This is my love makes me shout
Without swear, swear to support
Hey this is our key player
His last shot
Dont make those opponents laugh

*dissaponity is used for dissapointing (playing with the words like Shakespeare)

Ugur Alp Yal has published another poem since joining on 26/3/09. Read more of Ugur Alp's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ugur Alp's latest works:

Ticket not to Sit!

Submitted Mar 26th 2009, 14:42

No RoCky Is Bad!

Submitted Mar 26th 2009, 14:40