Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 678

Very Bad Archive

Three Short Poems by Grandma Robot

julia flores

***GUESTS FOR THE DAY***

green beads
moonlight teacup
creaking unexcitement

kitchen counter smudge
casserole conversation
sudden refrigerator mystery
custard situation

ham cheese appetizer
television satellite
sofa dilemmas
fake chat

martini affability
interrelationships
hastily heedlessly double...
...fling
silly blunder

***AT THE PSYCHIATRIST'S***

dog day droop
odd frazzle
zero nerves
unbalanced judgment engine

mind chirp
elaborate happiness
glum pickle
conversation problem

cognition stream
incongruous dreams
memory illuminated
depression pie

Oz journey, singing mind
memory plasticity
polka-dot whimsy
psychiatrist titter

***ROADRUNNER JUNCTION***

magenta valley
pinwheel signs
neon city

cowboy beer
cowboy wit
cowboy land
cowboy faith

hawk storm horizon
kind rain
silk night
earth power

summer snails
meadow moths
bird ways
undulled feathers

***

note:
words collected from:

Hearse of a Different Color
by Tim Cockey

Holding Wonder
by Zenna Henderson

Good as Gold
by Joseph Heller

Merrian Webster's Collegiate Dictionary - Tenth Edition

(have a nice day)

julia flores has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of julia's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of julia's latest works:

A UNICORN AND HIS BEACHBALL

Submitted Oct 6th, 07:01

Cast Your Bread Upon

Submitted Sep 5th, 08:01

Cast Your Bread

Submitted Sep 5th, 08:01