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This is Your Brain On Sex.
Daniella Princess of Doom
Dr.Livingston, I presume
In his buggy, rides sand dunes
Nice thick tires leave a trail
he's in the bush, he's gingerale
I fought the great big white rhino.
He stabbed me in the heart.
He is one clever asshole.
I am one super tart.
Some dumb fax just came for you
You owe all kinds of lettuce
put me on your lap
Spank me, tell me crap
I see you're just the same
I see you're just the same
All the card tricks you show me
I learn them and I remember
when you come back 'round I'll be ready
I'll keep my aim on you steady
Drink the koolaid
have the punch
Boy get laid-- you pack a punch
I know this is the way.
Dr. Livingston I presume
say you're after my lovedoom
I say I'm after afternoon
When your girl goes home
and you're alone
In your pants
In your head
I fought the great big white rhino.
He stabbed me in the heart.
He's such a clever asshole.
I'm such a super tart.
Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works: