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Poem 1095

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This Patrol Base Sucks

Bobby Bretz

a thousand points of light
(a great deal fewer actually)
i saw em in the woods one night
like sylvan spirits only they
made a hell of a lot more noise

but a thousand steps away
an i done broke a thousand leaves
i wish i said to number one
(he had a bigger light)
this aint no base its shite

cause there you sit all pissed and thinkin
bout all your friends
(and what theyre drinkin)
its friggin cold your neighbor gripes
and not to be out-griped you gripe
this aint no base
its shite

Bobby Bretz has published another poem since joining on 6/11/08. Read more of Bobby's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Bobby's latest works:

A Malicious and Unprovoked Attack

Submitted Jul 23rd 2009, 18:40

This Patrol Base Sucks

Submitted Nov 6th 2008, 21:13