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This PNBJ

Evan Esparza

This peanut butter and jelly,
no this isn't a dumb poem about a dumb sandwhich,
but a poem about a mighty sandwhich,
that ruled all in the lands of Sardona.

He carried a torch,
that roasted them peanuts,
then he slayed a dragon,
nothing or very little rhymes with peanuts.

He also had a dark side,
and sometimes beat his wife,
but since he is so popular i can't really talk about that,
plus i don't want to stain his good name.

lastly, i'm not gay, but i'd totally do him.

Evan Esparza has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Evan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Evan's latest works:

The Many Types of Shit's

Submitted Apr 26th 2009, 14:28

Rasputin's Root Beer

Submitted Apr 26th 2009, 14:23

I like Turtles

Submitted Apr 16th 2009, 00:49