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This PNBJ
Evan Esparza
This peanut butter and jelly,
no this isn't a dumb poem about a dumb sandwhich,
but a poem about a mighty sandwhich,
that ruled all in the lands of Sardona.
He carried a torch,
that roasted them peanuts,
then he slayed a dragon,
nothing or very little rhymes with peanuts.
He also had a dark side,
and sometimes beat his wife,
but since he is so popular i can't really talk about that,
plus i don't want to stain his good name.
lastly, i'm not gay, but i'd totally do him.
Evan Esparza has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Evan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Evan's latest works: