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This Guy I Liked
Teen Queen
This guy I liked
Had to take a hike
Because it turns out he was no good
He couldn't do any of the things he said he could
He told his can make his dick stand
Without using any hands
He told me he doesn't come quick
And that he can still hit it no matter how thick
He explained how his sex is the best
And that I will claim him better than the rest
So sad for a man to be all talk
You would've thought it true too by the way he walked
One look at his penis and I said hell no
You have got to get out here, you have got to go
I went off on him because all he did was lie
I hurriedly put back on my clothes and told him goodbye
No way was I going to mess with a 4 inched penis
No way in hell was his little dick getting this
But I will always remember him as guy I liked
But not forgetting he was a guy I told to take a hike.
Teen Queen has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Teen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Teen's latest works: