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This Couch

Melamine Chittenden

This couch does not belong in this house.
This couch belongs under a passed out party guest.
It longs for a coating of cigarette smoke.
A spash of bong water.
A slight odor of vomit - beer and Nacho Cheese Doritos.
It sags, lumpy, the stained cushions sliding off.
The passed out party guest turns his face away from the light.

Melamine Chittenden has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Melamine's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Melamine's latest works:

This Couch

Submitted Jun 20th 2009, 00:11