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Things I shouldn't be doing

Uma Yegg


wasting time in peanut butter and jellyland
armchair survivorman
an easy street expatriate
I'm doing things I shouldn't

I feel like water
following the inevitable flow
obeying cosmic rather than nuptial compulsion
and I know I shouldn't be doing things

ferrofluid superparamagnetism
is no excuse should I get caught
not welding
but indulging shouldn't things I know.


Uma Yegg has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Uma's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Uma's latest works:

Inspiration

Submitted Aug 25th 2009, 08:12

Things I shouldn't be doing

Submitted Jan 3rd 2009, 10:24