Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




Just released: Bad Poet

A very bad app for Mac OS X. Read more here.

Poem 2119

Very Bad Archive

There goes stability

Michael Michaels

There goes stability

the fisherman farmer shot his dog

I behold all of eternity,

Weighed awash the businessmen torturing the green tree frog

There goes stability

sweet eloquence is adversarial rot

Or run up the hill against the force of gravity

whether or not a grumpy feather swells not

There goes stability

eating the cream cheese of life

towards the syntax of your romance and divinity

Grin and don’t get involved in life

There goes stability

quell your miserable fears!

After sufficient distension of the abdominal cavity,

and then Grace appeared in black lace underwear

Michael Michaels has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works:

Not Really

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:16

You and Yours

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:13

You Brought it on Yourself

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:04