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Then What About You

Robert Hawkins

Note; Did it on your own.
Quagimere that utter plloution.
Damn refuse.
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tell you,, at times?
I wanna kick emilies ass.
Bitch was my grammer choach.

if she wern't so damn good-looking.
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So this poem is what about you?
????
So what about you?
Damn!
Crap ain't nobody likes your ass near as I can-tell.
And to be perfectly honest?
You! You!
Don't like your ass.
Dang-nation babe.
Maybe if you lost 100lbs.
Naww-no-ways,
Fat or slim?
All that fat?
You still got the freight.
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bobby 6/13/11

note; you know? you still love me.
All my faults,, and all.
bb

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51