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Then It Was Once I Cared

Robert Hawkins

Brought to present considered contempoary.
But that I died.
No,, I didn't go to heaven.
Stuck here amongst the shards pottery English ware.
Across the pond from England.
We the wretched left took our genetics.
Long told the story true.
England saw fit to take our treasure our lives as she saw fit.
To bad the best Scot-Irish left.
We won the, "Aroostook War"
To bad, England damn sure took her lumps.
"Battle of New Orleans.
Jeeeze,, I mean damn.
English, population control.
Bright red?
Foggy morning and your wearing red?
Not like England cared.
Poor bastard.
Your there?
Sole purpose?
To stop a bullet.
Be like furtlizer somewhere
King and Queen you know?( (shit,, damn forgot the damn poem)
Hey!! Limey?
Tell me how history goes.
As your island sinks.
All she wrote.
-----
bobby

note,, we kmow the dominate language is English?
Personally I speak with a Texas accent,, yet English.
.. bobby, like you care?


Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51