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Then In Didn't

Robert Hawkins

Then it was I did.
Oh,Who the hell are you?
No Albert Enstien damn sure.
Why you buggin us at VBP.
What the fuck we do to you?
Get lost creep!
Besides you smell bad,,, fuckin creep.
Bobby??? shit that dude?
Sum bitch like a rash.
Use plenty oatmeal., of course taking that mind of yours.
We at Very Bad Poetry?
Consider,,, whence deo dux you?
Please do not take this as just another exception.
Which is that epitomy in that really good peotry.
That so chose VBP.
Enough pleasntries?
We don't know you...
Best be sure you don't know us.
We don't like you!
Everybody hates you.
You suck,,,.no shit.
You ever consider a shrink.
Fuck don't look at us.
We don't give a tinkers damn
bout you.
We are VBP your just another fart in the wind to us.
So fuck off creep.
You bore us,,, no shit!
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bobby

Note; In ain't here.
I'm not there either. Damn bitch I'm waiting right here.
Just so,,, my hard dick.
Your wet pussy,,, damn straight babe.
Let VBP print this one. touche babe.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51