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The title of my next book

The Blonde Whisperer

Its all symantics
crap all of it
but genius is one percent inspiration and
ninety-nine percent perception (not perspiration)

I know thats not how it goes
but let me tell you this
geniuses do not perspire
they barely make it off the couch

The Blonde Whisperer has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of The Blonde's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of The Blonde's latest works:

The title of my next book

Submitted Sep 2nd 2008, 13:21

Sole Searching

Submitted Jul 29th 2008, 12:12

The smartest guy in the room

Submitted Jul 29th 2008, 12:05