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Poem 1826

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The soda can

Eric Franzen

As I sit on the chair of wood,
I ponder
About soda cans,
The cylindrical containers of eternal happiness.
Yay.

Who doesn’t like soda?
The people who do not like
It don’t count.

The brown pools of sugary wetness
Bring peace to tortured souls.
Yay.

Eric Franzen has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Eric's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Eric's latest works:

The happy fairy

Submitted Jun 1st 2009, 16:45

The soda can

Submitted Jun 1st 2009, 16:38