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The smartest guy in the room

The Blonde Whisperer

It’s a small room, so what
But it’s a room I choose to be in
They might not all agree
That’s why I don’t go there everyday

You should try it sometime
But I warn you
Choose your room carefully
It sucks if youre wrong

Okay its time to go
For a minute I was that guy
If there was something to do I would stay
But why overexpose
Somebody is bound to catch on

The Blonde Whisperer has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of The Blonde's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of The Blonde's latest works:

The title of my next book

Submitted Sep 2nd 2008, 13:21

Sole Searching

Submitted Jul 29th 2008, 12:12

The smartest guy in the room

Submitted Jul 29th 2008, 12:05