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The important thing is to get an alibi
Pena Michael
A is for alibi, which you need to get if you want to kill someone.
B is for a butcher-knife, which you could use to do the killing.
C is for capital punishment, which is what you might get if you don't take care of (A)
D is for decomposed, which is what your victim will be a while after the killing.
E is for eraser, which is good to have if you are writing with a pencil. But it doesn't have much to do with what we were talking about.
F is for forgiveness, which you will not be able to get from your victim after the killing, so it is good if you know a priest.
G is for guilty, which is what you really are, even if you manage to get off.
H is for hell, where some say you will go for what you have done.
I is for "I" as in "I am going to kill you now"
J is for jail, which is a lot like hell. However, I am not sure which has more sodomy.
K is for kidding, as in "hey, I was just kidding. I would never attempt to kill anyone. So no one call the police, okay?"
L is for last, as this is the last letter I am using in this poem, as it has gone on way too long and I need to stop writing before the cops show up.
Pena Michael has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Pena's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Pena's latest works: