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The day I ....

Cowman ooga

One day I went to the store.
One day I went to the washroom.
One day I ate some food.
One day I went to school.
One day I liked a movie.
One the I wrote this poem.
One day the end.

Cowman ooga has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Cowman's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Cowman's latest works:

WTF

Submitted Apr 6th 2010, 17:35

Fuck you

Submitted Apr 6th 2010, 17:34

MY ASS

Submitted Apr 6th 2010, 17:33