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Poem 3055

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The best poem of all time!!!!

Anonymous Thomas

Never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down.
Never gonna run around
and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry.
Never gonna say goodbye.
Never gonna tell a lie
and hurt you.


*Yeah bitch, you got
Rick Rolled.

P.S Rick Astley owns the song.
I am not Rick Astley and do
not claim to be.
I am Anonymous Thomas just
in case I get sued.

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

The fat must die

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50