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The Yankees

Grant Gambrall

I once knew a man
Who was a big fan
Of the Yankees
So I hit him with a can
Because I cannot stand
The Yankees

Grant Gambrall has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Grant's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Grant's latest works:

We All Like To Play

Submitted Nov 9th 2010, 16:29

The Yankees

Submitted Nov 9th 2010, 16:28

Questions

Submitted Nov 9th 2010, 16:28