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The Woman In Big Drawers

Robert Hawkins

Who you?
Why upon why you whine to me.
You blame me for gravity?
Sit you down.
Even best nylon has limits.
Shut up take your clothes off.
I will determine circumfrence.
While honestly.
I wasn't looking at your ass.
A brain!
Then pussy.
Oh yeah honey pie.
To hell with this world.
You my baby.
You ole fat ass.
Yeah,, right back at you babe.
Love you to.
-----
bobby 4/17/11
PS by the by babe?
You have any money.
Does help make our world round.
----
sweet finess on your lips.
duh,, you know.
lips you never show.
love bobby.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51