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The Voices

Edward Krayva

I hear the lovely voices,
they're living in my head

they tell me how to dress myself
and how to tie my keds

they taught me how to care for pets

and make sure they get fed

take out the trash and mow the lawn
and properly make my bed

they tell me who needs killin'
and Elvis ain't really dead

Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

3 1/2 Diving Dumps

Submitted Apr 20th 2010, 09:52

Jumbo Love Stool

Submitted Apr 5th 2010, 09:26

Chipper the Delinquent

Submitted Feb 16th 2010, 05:29