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The Urge to Pee

Max Lynd

In the classroom taking my test. How I hate English so much. Trying to think to about the question.

It was not possible. All I could think about having to pee.

Wondering wether the teacher would get mad if I pee on her floor.

But then again do I relly want the warmth of the pee on my leg right now?

"Smack!" My pier just slpped me in the face there was pee on the floor!

Maybe I should have just asked!

I think I failed the test!

At least I got to pee!



Max Lynd has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Max's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Max's latest works:

Chapstick

Submitted Mar 3rd 2009, 19:54

Chapstick

Submitted Mar 3rd 2009, 19:54

The Urge to Pee

Submitted Mar 3rd 2009, 19:38