Very Bad Archive
The Urge to Pee
Max Lynd
In the classroom taking my test. How I hate English so much. Trying to think to about the question.
It was not possible. All I could think about having to pee.
Wondering wether the teacher would get mad if I pee on her floor.
But then again do I relly want the warmth of the pee on my leg right now?
"Smack!" My pier just slpped me in the face there was pee on the floor!
Maybe I should have just asked!
I think I failed the test!
At least I got to pee!
Max Lynd has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Max's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Max's latest works: