Very Bad Archive
The Unfuckables
Nick Dweller
Kevin Costner stars as
A regular guy who's
Just looking for the right girl
But all he finds is unfuckables
He takes the train to work and
Walks through every car but
All the women have baggy eyes
And bad skin — they are all unfuckables
At his office the girls type away
At their keyboards and chew gum
Their double chins jiggling
Their asses spilling over the edges of seats
Each one an unfuckable
One night he goes home
Brushes his teeth and gazes
At his reflection in the mirror
And realizes he has become: unfuckable
Nick Dweller has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Nick's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Nick's latest works: