Very Bad Archive
The Twinkling of Future Animal Psychosis and how it regards To My Feelings
Jeffrey Yandle
Pile my soul on a crust of rye bread
Toast it in my heart
Justice shall be my mayonnaise
And no deli meat can tame my hunger
As well as anger can.
Give me the crackers of innocence!
And a bagel of mercy.
I will dip them in the bisque of tolerance.
If you can get the tip.
Give me a reason
And I'll send you to bed
Without your Pop-Tart dinner
Faster than cow on Friday
Grammar!
My mortal foe.
Untamed ink and flagrant vocabulary.
On a scale of A through F, you suck at life.
Jeffrey Yandle has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jeffrey's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jeffrey's latest works: