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The Twinkling of Future Animal Psychosis and how it regards To My Feelings

Jeffrey Yandle

Pile my soul on a crust of rye bread
Toast it in my heart

Justice shall be my mayonnaise
And no deli meat can tame my hunger
As well as anger can.

Give me the crackers of innocence!
And a bagel of mercy.
I will dip them in the bisque of tolerance.
If you can get the tip.

Give me a reason
And I'll send you to bed
Without your Pop-Tart dinner
Faster than cow on Friday

Grammar!
My mortal foe.
Untamed ink and flagrant vocabulary.
On a scale of A through F, you suck at life.

Jeffrey Yandle has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jeffrey's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jeffrey's latest works:

TO WEDNESDAY

Submitted Apr 11th 2011, 21:28

The Twinkling of Future Animal Psychosis and how it regards To My Feelings

Submitted Apr 11th 2011, 21:27