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The Third Recarnation Of Cletus Wheelwacker
Robert Hawkins
note; written while wearing my finest pantallons and matching cod-piece buckle down "Buster Brown Shoes"
(note; you may humm along if you wish.)
John Wesley rode home one cold winter night.
John Wesley rode so fine.
Shot two deputies five niggers six ladies of the night.
John Wesley rode home alone one winters night.
Taken sick acute lead posioning.
One winter's night John Wesley died.
Hardly fair taken ratio.
Men to waman.
Least you weren't queer.
John Wesley.
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bobby
note; sorry the gun went off.
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: