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The State of Education Today

Eden Jade

1. Correct the grammer of the phollowing frases:

"your mum is"
"your face is"
"your dogs face is"
"your dogs mums face is"
"your dogs mums faces baby is"
"your dogs mums faces babys face is"
"your dogs mums faces babys faces dog is"

2. Dephine the style of the speaker: it it proseaic, collokwial, diploematec, pesuaysive ect?
"Yeah well, so's yours."
"Nah, you've got nothing."
"Fail!"
"Nah mate, that's an epic win right there; you've got your adjectives mixed up I reckon."

3. Dephine the word REFINED.

Eden Jade has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Eden's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Eden's latest works:

The State of Education Today

Submitted May 23rd 2009, 23:54

Ode to an Empty Universe

Submitted May 20th 2009, 03:51