Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 509

Very Bad Archive

The Spider Who Ate Fort Worth

Robert Hawkins

Mrs Jack Horner.
Got back into,
Corner.
Big black spider.
Ate her.
Mrs Jack Horner.
Came out with a smile.
Hot dang.
Black spiders are good.
rlh

note; what the hell?
what will they do hang me?

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

A Day, of Bobby as interpeted, Emily Reeve

Submitted Aug 2nd, 22:52

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #3

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:49

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #2

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:35