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The San Antonio Humane Society

Justin W. Grover

They're fast on my heels
They're hot on my trail
The San Antonio Humane Society
An obscenely angry mob
Coming at me in grand scale

With torches alight
I know it's over
The San Antonio Humane Society
Will save the Alamo
But never Justin Grover

The verdict agreed
These people insane
The San Antonio Humane Society
Beating me until the end
Suppose they're not so humane?

Justin W. Grover has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Justin W.'s terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Justin W.'s latest works:

I Remember

Submitted Jun 12th 2011, 08:45

Last Booth on the Left

Submitted Mar 3rd 2011, 17:10

My Devil

Submitted Nov 11th 2010, 20:14