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Shawn Kasper
If I were an anteope
I would not be a caribou
If I were an antelope
I would probably trample you
But I'm just a big emu
I flap my mighty wings
I'd like to fly around one day
But I cannot do these things.
Shawn Kasper has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Shawn's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Shawn's latest works: