Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 795

Very Bad Archive

The Saddest Story

Shawn Kasper

If I were an antelope
I would not be a caribou
If I were an antalope

Shawn Kasper has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Shawn's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Shawn's latest works:

Riddles And Gibblets

Submitted Jun 9th, 00:26

The Saddest Story

Submitted Jun 9th, 00:17

The Saddest Story

Submitted Jun 9th, 00:15