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The Rectory At Night

Daniella Princess of Doom

Cab pulls up
Curbside manner
Ted loves lovin'
lovely loot
He calls a truck
it gives a fuck
Today, tomorrow
All men make their luck.

Now two brothers
rich and dumb
won some lotto
drunk with numb
They call a man
He says he can
All brown shoes worn with tan.

Here comes Daphne
she supports
her brother sick with
quick remorse
they know a nun
She fired a gun
All birds fly from the sun.

With this city
dies my life
With that city
lives my death
waiting for that time to come
when I forget all
and remember none

Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works:

Tale of a Night Watch Man

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 11:53

This is Your Brain On Sex.

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 12:21

A History of Trying Things

Submitted Jun 20th 2011, 10:57