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The Prophet Elijah

Connecticut West

Nipples, said Elijah.
WHAT?! I said.
He rest his head
on my map of Fallujah.

Nipples, he repeated.
God is breasts,
forget the rest.
Elijah's nuts, I tweeted.

Connecticut West has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Connecticut's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Connecticut's latest works:

an actual question for the very bad poetry staff

Submitted Oct 29th 2010, 15:18

Joner

Submitted Oct 1st 2010, 08:09

He Protesteth

Submitted Oct 1st 2010, 08:02