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The Portable Pussy
John Wilmot
I had a dear friend, he was quite a wussy,
For he wouldn't purchse his own pocket-pussy.
His sexual urges - all of the time -
Forced him to ask me if he could use mine/
"It's quite up to you - I'm sure 'twill be fun,
Excepting the fact that it's splattered with cum."
"It's not a problem," (his smile was blithe)
"For I had the same issue when I fucked your dog."
"You're a damned fool for imparting your jabs,
For now you are surely infected with crabs."
I said to my friend that he was such a mooch
For requesting the use of my portable cooch."
--Jess Boudibhart and London Morgan
John Wilmot has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of John's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of John's latest works: