Very Bad Poetry

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The Pops of Blowing

Painful Desires

Pick two

COLORs.

Curl them ribbons...


BItchH.

Now.

Its for a goood cause..

Not for S. Clause.

Presents.

Willow tree

on the 'morrow

or eternity.

Suck them pops,

and blow.

Painful Desires has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Painful's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Painful's latest works:

p33n

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:54

Methalenedioxymethamphetimine.

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:51

Butt Creme

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:49