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Poem 805

Very Bad Archive

The Owl

Turner Crotchkey

Edward has an Owl
whose odor is quite foul

on his face he wears a scowl
when discharging his bowels

he has one other pal
he calls her "His Gal Sal"

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Pine Street Bridge

Submitted Aug 21st, 04:07

Canalligator Mudslide

Submitted Aug 15th, 09:31

Emetophilia Blues

Submitted Aug 12th, 05:48