Very Bad Archive
The Owl
Turner Crotchkey
Edward has an Owl
whose odor is quite foul
on his face he wears a scowl
when discharging his bowels
he has one other pal
he calls her "His Gal Sal"
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: