Very Bad Archive
The Online Ordeal
buster bobula
There was a girl who was deprived
Of facebook, but not big beeives;
She'd begged her mother all her live,
To have a Facebook to chat with her friend Clive.
So once the girl had come of age
And gotten over her Facebook rage,
Her mother asked, 'do you have a myspace page?'
The girl said she was stuck in a cage, and therefore lacking a myspace page.
Then Clive showed her youtube and deviant art,
And she just HAD to post videos of her in a Walmart,
Her mother, of course, played her part;
Refusing to allow posting online art!
The girl was quite put out by then,
For years she'd not had digital friends,
She'd been turned away from the digital world, untill when... She found a site on which her mother had been!
She hacked onto her mom's account,
Submitted a poem and ate some trout,
She called her friends, said, 'check it out!
I have no longer a need to pout!!!'
buster bobula has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 13/2/09. Read more of buster's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of buster's latest works: