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Poem 2599

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The Old Timer

sor leckin

This old-timer
has Alzheimer's
His life was Spartan
He enjoyed fartin'
And Senor
you snore
Go into a Home
Leave me alone
Tomorrow never comes
Neither do you bums
For everyone knows
He comes when he goes

sor leckin has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of sor's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of sor's latest works:

The Old Timer

Submitted May 19th 2010, 22:21

real estate, untitled gems

Submitted Nov 14th 2009, 23:07

another trilogy

Submitted Oct 17th 2009, 21:41