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The Mysterious Lynne Sandy
Chuck Anziulewicz
Some speculations that might come in handy
About my mysterious friend, Lynne Sandy
Did she once make a pass at an undercover cop?
Did she once date a fellow who was a bit of a fop or a DANDY
The mysterious Lynne Sandy?
In France, did she dine with a handsome Monsieur?
Did she finish her meal with a small glass of liqueur or a BRANDY
The mysterious Lynne Sandy?
In high school, did she often write poems that were corny?
In college, was she surrounded by guys who were horny or RANDY
The mysterious Lynne Sandy?
When driving, is she not afraid to ask for directions?
When watching a movie, does she munch on confections or CANDY
The mysterious Lynne Sandy?
Was she once seen with a man who had the face of a toad?
Was she shocked to find out he had legs that were bowed or BANDY
The mysterious Lynne Sandy?
When traveling, does she sample the local cuisine?
Does jet lag cause problems for her normal routine or her MODUS OPERANDI
The mysterious Lynne Sandy?
Chuck Anziulewicz has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Chuck's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Chuck's latest works: