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The Mimes

Sandra Hammersleetz

I like Mimes
anytimes

covered in slimes
cones made of pines

for less than a dimes
this really rhyms

Tommy has beer steins
but he can't have mines

David got arrested and had to pay a fines

Donna bought a dildo, she says its sublime





Sandra Hammersleetz has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Sandra's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Sandra's latest works:

Afro Wig Truckin'

Submitted Oct 21st 2008, 07:42

The Mimes

Submitted Oct 14th 2008, 09:27