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Poem 1310

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The Lost Egyptian

Painful Desires

He searches
for
a
piece
of ass
he found one
in eagles connect
class
room.
he looked
and imagined
grabbing
this
piece
of ass
but could
not
because she found another
turns out it was her brother
from
another
mother
oh well he said
he moved on
to
the
mexican
chica
rejected
he
was
again
and
again
and
again
and
again
and
again
then
he
died
of
excessive
masturbation
his tomb stone
laughed
with an empty
stone
face
like
his
rock
hard
cock

Painful Desires has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Painful's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Painful's latest works:

p33n

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:54

Methalenedioxymethamphetimine.

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:51

Butt Creme

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:49