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The Lion and the Doppler

Emmis Ackbar

There once was a lion named George,
He fell into a gaping gorge,
I am gorgeous,
Looked at am I with a fuss,
and the Doppler Radar moves on.

Emmis Ackbar has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Emmis's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emmis's latest works:

Strip Tease

Submitted Mar 2nd 2010, 21:24

You Are/Is

Submitted Mar 6th 2009, 10:38

math sux...

Submitted Feb 25th 2009, 14:38